So it’s hurricane season in Florida right now. We’ve been under the grasps of Irma for the past two weeks. Between forecasts, hurricane warnings, and evacuation orders, we’ve been pulled every which way under stress. I live on the tiny peninsula on the whole peninsula of the state of Florida. We are completely surrounded by […]
“…99 red balloons floating in the summer sky..” This was one of the single most 100% original Sami ideas I ever added to the bucket list. I always envisioned myself standing at the edge of a bright green field setting bunches of cherry red balloons to the wind. I feel like I got my idea […]
I’m just going to add a disclaimer that this post will be about vaginas. But don’t get your hopes up. Take whatever pleasant mental picture you conjured up in your head and throw it away. Throw it in the trash just as you would a hot strip of used wax covered with every piece of pubic hair […]
#143 – Get a Professional Massage – Completed 12/06/14
Why we decided to randomly go out for a date on a Tuesday night, I still don’t know. It was a nice night but now I know why we decide to hold date nights until the weekend. We decided that we would go see a movie so we made a pit stop at the local […]
This is obviously a pretty straight forward post. I will not elaborate on every single piece of this story. I will however state that we had a lot of fun working together to make the bigger picture. (Yes, I was making cheesy philosophical remarks the entire time about “pieces” and life— and stuff.) We started July 21st and finished […]
It truly is sad that I never carved pumpkins before the year of 2013 (I was 20.) Though I don’t understand what people enjoy about digging squishy pumpkin guts out of a big orange thing, I had a lot of fun despite the odd things I felt. The texture was just strange and I made the worst […]
In less than a year, I managed to almost finish a sleeve.